A deer told me my butt was fluffy, so I opened a can of 'whoop ass' which in my case entailed staring intensely and thinking evil thoughts.
I hope to be able to aquire them without doing so, but if need be I buy water chestnuts whenever I see them, because I mentally block out the fact that I already bought them the previous week. I also admit to doing this during the Christmas season with evaporated milk. I have a harmless, mole read: And the nominees are!
Cut and paste your award below and place in your blog, get it tattooed I don't need to know: Jerry Zezima - King of the Puns—writes very clever, funny stuff.
Posted by Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life" at 6: Addams Family , divorce , hamster , Hershey's bar , mole , naked. Sunday, May 13, Equine Therapy: Heidi Gets a Pedicure. Approximately 3 times a year, I treat myself to a pedicure at a nail salon. I see their faces get longer and their eyes open wider and a younger girl is ushered to the front like a virgin about to be tossed in a volcano.
Heredity plays a factor--I got the thick heel skin compliments of my mother, and the petrified toenails from Dad. I also have a hard time seeing my feet without my glasses on.
I try to moisturize, but nothing penetrates a thousand layers of dead skin. As soon as my feet had soaked and were up on the bench to be worked on, I hear my pedicurist say two addition things in English: Channel Lock Pliers and Goggles. This was not the soothing, spa experience I was going for.
I sat there, smoke rising, toenails flying like B-Bs, like a 2x4 in shop class. There was nowhere to look except down…in fascination. Posted by Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life" at 7: Saturday, March 24, Anatomy of an Argument. My husband, Fred, and I had an argument the other day. I actually fantasized about Testicle Gnawing Ants feasting on him while I laughed softly to myself. It all began with the Queen Mother of all Unintentional Statements, pregnant with misunderstanding potential.
I should have kept my self-deprecating thoughts to myself, but said out loud,. Defensive Undercut laced with attempt at humor: Not in the Mood for humor Hook: When I retold the story to a supportive girlfriend, she naturally sided with me. Supportive Friend Adjective for Fred: All those hurt feelings stirred up such a low-pressure dissention cloud that birds stopped chirping and furry animals sulked under bushes and furniture. Now, do you think I should go on a diet?
Monday, February 6, Return of the Twittering Bunny. I hardly ever do this Take a look at Effetto Party or Ebay Italy. The one Dayna Baby Lou is wearing is probably custom made, so will be of a higher quality and more fitted and therefore more expensive , but you could try a place that rents costumes like La Stranacasa , or simply look for something red and strapless at a regular dress shop, like Bellacerimonia.
Thanks for stopping by, and buona fortuna! As a farmer, I certainly would not chase Jessica Rabbit or anyone doing a nice job of wearing the outfit off the farm…. I gave up on that, so will have to rely on the powers of duct tape and steel boning if I wanted to pull that off. So enjoyed this post! Used to be a costume designer before my Interior Design Biz, Eva. Thank you for liking my post too! Such fantastic research on costumes of Jessica Rabbit.
Thank you so much, Sarah. It is a challenging costume to do, but I love seeing the various interpretations and how well some people have pulled it off. So glad you enjoyed it, darling. Feel free to poke around — you might like this She Venom cosplay from Superhero Photography. Come back and visit any time — we keep the Halloween fires burning with tidbits of art and oddities all year long!
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Oct 31, · For more lovely real life Jessica Rabbit cosplayers and Jessica Rabbit costume and makeup tutorials, visit Thinking Costume: Jessica Rabbit, Original Ginger! Nov 10, · Watch video · Watch Real Life Jessica Rabbit by Funny on Dailymotion here. Transgender star who spent $, to look like Jessica Rabbit now wants to have her RIBS removed to get a smaller waist after Twitter feud boils over into real life Heidi Klum turns.